Drumroll please, the top 10 reasons why you’d rather be a pet Mom than a human Mom 
- Emergency room waits under 5 hours.
- You can’t board a human while you take off for vacation.
- No PTA moms or soccer coaches to make you feel inadequate.
- Pets never complain that “I just had that for dinner two days ago!”
- Pets can’t talk back to you.
- Toilet training takes less than a month.
- Obedience training is way cheaper than college.
- They never tell you that you’re embarrassing.
- They don’t care if their collar is designer or not.
……….. and the number one reason being a pet mom rules: - Your pet is always, always happy to see you.
To all the moms out there, no matter who you love: thank you for your love and care for all the creatures on earth!
Happy Mother’s Day!
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